Friday, September 12, 2008

John Lennon deserved to die!

Well my new friend Anna has contacted me again, spewing the most ridiculous garbage I think I have ever read. It seems she wants me to hedge my bets and just accept Jesus Christ as my lord and saviour. I'm sure she didn't realize but Pascal's wager is just about the weakest argument in the theist book. I just wanted to share this message with everyone. It seems like a recruiting thing that all online evangelists use but it's just so damn crazy.

Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!
Make a personal reflection about's very interesting, so read it until the end.....

It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):
"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man sow, that shall he also reap."

Here are some men and women who mocked God!:

John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear.I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him" (1966).
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times. (ha)

Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency...Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Jan eiro ),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:"God, that's for you"

He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said:
"Not even God can sink it"
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
"I don't need your Jesus."

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
"Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell"

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
"My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You."

She responded: "Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full"
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

n June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

***Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.

Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.****

Seriously. If this isn't the most offensive thing you've ever read I don't know what will be (excluding the Talmud/Bible/Koran). I have made fun of god and the idea of him everyday for easily the last 6 years. I am not dead. In fact in you take into consideration all the people who are atheists and the percentage that don't die after blaspheming! Well this argument would look as strong as a kid with MS who just ran 3 miles.

Anna, thank you for validating everything I hold dear.

1 comment:

Fanny said...

Just because you have not reaped the consequences of your actions doesn't mean later on you won't. God works in mysterious ways; we are not meant to understand all of them.